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    15 August

    老娘去吃夜宵的

    现在是凌晨3:30,刚到家。原因1点多接到疯子V的电话。
    疯子V:出来伐?吃夜宵类! 
    我:1点多了。澡也洗好了呀!
    疯子V:有车的呀,有车的呀,现在有部车的,我来接你。不过我先去加油!(上了才知道是一部很传奇的车)
    疯子V加油中。。。。。。
    我偷偷地开门关门,我再怎么小心还是听到上锁的声音和门缝橡皮“ENG~~~”的挂三声音,哎,爸爸妈妈一定听到了。“麻辣烫,出去麻辣烫”,恩,想好了,回来被抓就这样说。
    一路上疯子V和我说话。。。。。。
    突然,我抓了个东西给疯子V看,疯子V一看:啊!坏掉了啊,快塞进去!乃怎么办啊?(我把空调的出风口连着香水一起拔了出来,空调就是个洞了)。
    两人狂笑中。。。。。。
    继续开车,疯子V:咦,这车没喇叭的!坏掉的一刚!靠!大光灯也不是很亮嘛!(下车发现一只灯也是坏掉的!)
    开啊开啊开,怎么转速跟不上,疯子V在马路中间停下,重新挂1档,开过的摩托车还看我们了,一定觉得我们两杂港靶子。
    吃完夜宵(有根烤韭菜被我掉后座椅上了),送我回家,车停我家楼下,两人聊天。那个手刹没有力气的人是拉不动的,拉的要手脚抽筋的。
    我打开副驾驶的镜子:咦~~~是DVD的啊?噶高级啊!(传说这辆“破”桑改装过的,原来啊!)
    开DVD,歌曲《青山高》《美丽姑娘》《过往情深》。。。。。。全是泳装美女。
    疯子V:要开一圈伐?反正不是自己的车!
    我:那好吧。
    调整位子中,靠背坏掉的,拿疯子V的装有薯片的包垫背后。
    开到一半,路中一只狗趴着睡觉。
    疯子V:你开车是满快的,还可以嘛,档位吃的快、准!(小喜一下)但是你吃档位好狠啊!
    开啊开啊,路上又一只狗一刚。长夜漫漫,无心睡眠,狗狗你也。。。。。。
    因为我随便开开,路就不管了,过了一个桥,怎么开到一个别墅区里了,原来前面不是马路。 进铁门的时候好险啊,好窄啊!恩,限宽门不是白学的。
    疯子V:我们开进来了要紧伐?门卫问我们怎么办?
    我:没事,说接人!
    结果,我们就在铁门口调了个头马上出去了,门卫一直看着我们,屌的呀,路上不调,进小区里来调!
    反正不是自己的车,开啊~~~(*^__^*) 嘻嘻……到家硬着头皮开门,爸爸妈妈没问我,溜进房间咯!

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    景文 叶wrote:
    把你的故事拿去给话剧编剧改变一下,搬上舞台
    20 Oct.
    。。。。叫我說什麽好。。。。。。
    21 Aug.
    蓓 李wrote:
    很流水是伐?
    15 Aug.
    荔靖 朱wrote:
    你写东西有一套。。。
    15 Aug.
    GTwrote:
    你们2个可以的呀.....这车我也见识过..是吊
    15 Aug.
    Tao LEIwrote:
    哈哈,有意思...
    15 Aug.

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